NAME: Fernando the Love Machine

ON-AIR: "The Walk of Shame" - Weekday mornings & 5pm - 9pm on Saturdays

HOMETOWN: Waianae

FAVORITE BANDS: Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Metric, Foo Fighters

CURRENT TV OBSESSIONS: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, SaturdayNight Live, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Workaholics

ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE: Batman (1989)

IF YOU WERE A CHARACTER FROM SAVED BY THE BELL, WHO WOULD YOU BE? Tiffani Amber Thiessen's left hoop earring

IF YOU WEREN’T IN RADIO, WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING? Watching the Discovery Channel in my underwear

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE “3 SECOND” RULE?In my house, it's a 10-second rule

COOLEST BRUSH WITH A CELEBRITY: I gave Conan O'Brien a high five during his monologue on February 14, 2012

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?F**K you

GOT A FAVORITE COCKTAIL?Jack & Coke

YOU SEE A GUY ON THE STREET WITH A FEDORA, WHAT DO YOU DO? Give him two free tickets to a Reel Big Fish show.

OLD TREND YOU WISH THEY WOULD BRING BACK?Dove shorts... not on me... women

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA ADD?I have to use the bathroom