Thursday, April 3, 2014

Apr 03, 2014 -- 12:34am

It’s KPOI’s Missed Connection Day … oops I mean, Thursday.  And that means that I’ll be helping one soul find love this morning.  But first, I am giving away another five-pack of tickets to the Hawaii Ocean Expo 2014 at the Neal Blaisdell Exhibition Hall happening on April 5-6th - listen and win at 7:40 this morning!

Now for that Missed Connection.  Read the ad [here].  It’s contents are below:

Waiting at the Post office - m4w (Kailua Post Office)

You were at the Kailua Post Office today b/w 10:45-11am. I was the guy in the baseball cap w/ a beard mailing a box. You spoke to me when I came in, said that I could go in front of you in line because you were waiting to pick up mail. You had on jeans, a gray top, and gorgeous long dark hair, all of which I can barely remember because of the beauty of your face...:) I couldn't help but keep looking at you while we both waited...

Afterwards, I went to get a cup of coffee at the Kailua Foodland Coffee Bean, and I saw you getting out of your white SUV at the UPS store. I wished I'd had something that needed shipping so I could have had a reason to meet you! Been thinking of you all day since then...

If you see this, I'm sure you'll know who you are...I remember your license number, so if you're interested in meeting up for coffee or a cocktail, tell me the last three letters of your license. I'm only doing this since you didn't have a ring on, and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why...

Okay now time for my comments: Baseball cap, beard, mailing a box. I’m not so sure if that’s a good look. Oh and “I remember your license plate number?” That’s something you need to keep to yourself. The fact that you spotted her at more than one location is already stalker-ish enough, you know what I mean?

But I still wish you the best so … long-haired lady in jeans that I guess always has stuff to mail, your prince charming awaits. Just hit him up and give him your license plate number, blood type, home address all info that I’m guessing he already has.


So Johnny Depp was spotted with an engagement ring when promoting one of his upcoming films this week. By that, I don’t mean the ring was spotted on his fiance, he was wearing an engagement ring. It’s a little out of the ordinary but hey, these are different times we’re living in. Nothing wrong with a woman courting a guy, proposing and then giving him the wedding ring. For guys, I don’t think it has to be a ring.  Maybe a t-shirt that says “taken” to ward off people from checking you out because that’s the whole reason for the ring in the first place. And then the rest of the money could be used for a new gas grill or kegerator… a refrigerator that holds beer kegs. I’m just spit-balling here. But congrats to Johnny Depp engaged to his fiance Amber Heard (ahem, don’t do it).  Read the whole story [here].

HuffPoster Carly Ledbetter is smiling to hide the pain.

And whenever the last time it was that you ripped into a bag of Cheetos, did you ever think man, I wish I could always smell like this. First off, nobody’s judging you about your snack fetish and secondly, this is your lucky day. Cheetos now has it’s own perfume. Reviews so far is that the chemical cheese smell comes off as rather pungent - it stings the nostrils.

From a guy’s perspective, you know what would kinda hot on a woman. Not the scent of cheetos but the cheetos orange fingers. Maybe cheetos should go into orange make-up instead. I don’t give them anymore ideas though.  Hmm.  Read the whole cheesy story [here].

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