Helping one of you find love this mornings in KPOI’s Missed Connection, but first, win a pair of tickets to the Island Invasion Tour 2014, featuring an unplugged performance by Alien Ant Farm’s Dryden Mitchell and Terry Corso, happening on March 28th at Hawaiian Brian’s. Listen and win at 7:40 this morning!
In this week’s KPOI Missed Connection, I'm helping one woman on Oahu find love - read the ad [here].
Here’s the content of the actual ad:
Courthouse- w4m [I like this one already]
You were wearing green today (3/18)
I think you're really handsome! :)
I would love to get to know you. Email me!
It’s short and sweet, which every guy can appreciate when it comes to reading messages from women … but I think we all need a bit more info on this one. Lotta juicy details missing here. First off, we need to find out if there are any green inmate uniforms. If he wasn’t an inmate… what was he doing at the courthouse? That’s an odd place to find love.
And the newest product from the US Army isn’t some combat robot or invisible tank. No the big deal right now with the US Army is gum… chewing gum. It has the plaque-fighting benefits of regular sugar-free gum, only more so. That way our soldiers are battling toothaches when they’re in combat. Let’s get that gum out to the public too. I wouldn’t mind seeing my dentist a little less. No offense, Janet! My dentist listens to the show, hopefully she doesn’t read this blog too. Read the whole article [here].
Let’s talk about tattoos. The thing about getting ink … sometimes you think you have a genius idea for a tattoo but then after a while it can turn into a nuisance. Check out this idea for a tattoo - this guy in Maine got a tattoo of a gun on his waist so that it always looks like he has a pistol tucked in his pants. Again, genius idea at first right? But this guy forgot about his tattoo and walked outside of his house shirtless and yelled at some tree trimmers. They freaked out because they thought the gun tattoo on his waist was real. Next thing he knows, cops are surrounding his place with one of them using a megaphone to order him to come out of his house. Read the whole story [here].
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