Friday, October 25, 2013

Oct 24, 2013 -- 11:56pm

It’s Friday and you know what that means - a whole lotta box office hits coming out today.  Find out which movies you’re in store for that open today, in Friday Flicks.  Then, at 7:40, it’s your chance to win the last pair of tickets to the Autism Society’s Zombie Shoot, Halloween Zombie Apocalypse Fundraiser, happening on October 25th and 26th, from 6 pm-midnight.  


A northwest Indiana teacher who allegedly took some students to a strip club and gave them alcoholic beverages at his home was terminated this week. He faces up to one year in prison on three Class A misdemeanor charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. If you had to guess which subject this guy taught, what would it be? Wood shop? Band director maybe? No, he was a chemistry teacher. I wonder if he tried to talk his way out of it … saying the trip to the strip club was to demonstrate human chemistry and then the drinks back at his place was just regular chemistry, mixing fluids.  Nah, that probably wouldn’t have gone over well either. Maybe he’ll be able to get a job at the strip club. Bartender or mop guy …. ewwww. Read the whole story [here].




 

Now, let’s talk about cutting the cheese… especially for you, who had that bran muffin for breakfast. We all break wind from time to time… it’s natural. Most of the time we try to be sneaky about it, right? Doing what we call S-B-D, silent but deadly. Well thanks to a new underwear on the market, these silent but deadlies will just be silent. The underwear is called Shreddies and they supposedly neutralize the stink of passing gas - squashing the smell of "200 times the average flatulence emission. Sounds good to me. We’ll see how well these things hold up through the holiday season. That’s where the true test is, right? We’ll see if these magic undies can mask what we churn out after eating some turkey, ham and mac salad. Good luck. Missed it?  I don’t know how, but if you did read it [here].

 

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