It’s Friday and that means new films hit the big screen … find out what those titles are in this morning’s Friday Flicks. Then at 7:40, listen in for your chance to win a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina.
Weird things are still happening in Roswell, New Mexico. A driver who went missing after a one-car rollover in New Mexico says he later woke up in a field of donkeys. Authorities say the man claims he and a passenger were drinking the night before but didn't remember what happened next. Isn’t that they way you hope things turn out when you kick back a few drinks. Wake up up with a bunch of asses? Read the whole story [here].
It’s Thursday and you know that means I’m helping one of you find love in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection but first connect with my hashstash at 7:40 for your chance to win a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina.
Now for that Alternative Missed Connection - read the actual ad [here].
salt lake target cashier - m4w - 26
We talked a little bit on friday evening, I was with my friend buying a couple of energy drinks, I was the taller one, I think your name might have been brianna, im not sure my friend just caught a glimpse of you name tag, but I really just wanted to see if you were seeing anyone, maybe we can hang out some time, maybe you won't even see this, but if you do send me an email and tell me what I bought the second time I came to your register, I know you remember because it pretty much left you speechless.
Why didn’t you get her name the second time you visited her register? Ohhhh, busted. Gotta pay attention to details, buddy. I admit, I’m a little curious what you bought that second time ‘round. Let’s see, you bought energy drinks the first time and so the second time it must’ve been Doritos, extreme cheddar, still my beating heart. Brianna, on your break today, hit up Craigslist because love is waiting for ya.
And are you one of those who walk with your phone and don’t watch where you’re going? Well check out what this city in China did for people like you. Read the whole story [here].
I’ve got some Vance Joy for you this morning in our Wrong Wrong Wednesday quiz of lyrics, and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina … so be sure to listen up to hashtag, tweet/FB and win!
Now for some Vance Joy - let’s see how well you know your lyrics
And the car won’t start? This one is just pointing out the obvious. If your car gets caught in a riptide, the engine gets flooded and it won’t start. Duh!
Does your daughter play with Barbies? My oldest is just starting to. Might wanna keep an eye out for the new Life in the Dreamhouse Talking Barbie. She has 15 pre-set phrases, one of which is “Off the Hook,” but it sounds more like WTF. I can hear both phrases when I play it back, depending on what I wanna hear. Could be either one. Just to be safe, I’d say still sell it but just rename it to Lindsey Lohan Barbie or something. Read the whole story [here].
It’s Spankin’ New Tuesday and I’ve got all of your new DVD and Blu-Ray releases, as well as new albums hitting stores today. Then at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina - make sure you listen up for that.
Don’t forget to visit our Facebook page so that you can check out our Walk of Shame Man vs. Woman question of the day - I wanna know what you think.
And would you like a hamster with that pizza? Read the whole story [here].
I’ve got a big announcement at 7:10 this morning so make sure you’re listening when that happens - and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina. That’s not all the cool stuff we’ve got going on this morning, I’ve got Gavin Rossdale from Bush in the studio with me - so don’t miss that.
And the guard in the photo above is just picking something up, so why would he be at risk of losing his job, right? Well, watch the video below:
And get the rest of the story [here].
It’s Friday and we’ve got all the movies hitting big screens today in this morning’s Friday Flicks - and at 7:40, I’ll give you a chance to win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16.
Oh Florida, we try not to make fun of you but you make it so darn easy! This week an accused burglar continued snoozing next to a bag of jewelry he was allegedly planning to swipe even after deputies began snapping pictures of him. That’s the thing about heroine naps, right? Never know when they’re gonna, zzzzzz …… Read the whole story [here].
You know me, I love my fastfood so here the latest news: Burger King in Japan now has a Black Burger. Not talking about some burger with a bunch of black pepper. This is a full-on black burger… black cheese on a burger, served on a black bun. How do they get them black? Bamboo charcoal & squid ink. Mmmmmm, delicious! I’ll try anything once but I already know what the problem is with having a black burger. You can’t complain about a black burger. “Oh you don’t like your black burger? What’s wrong with it? Do you not like it because it’s black?!?!” Read the rest of the story [here].
It’s Thursday and that means I’ll help one of you find love in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection - and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16.
Now for that missed connection. You can read the actual ad [here].
Your family's coat of arms hangs above the door - w4m (West Side )
Long shot, I'm sure. I met you a while back when I came to your house with someone I was seeing along with his friend (who is your mutual friend). You took pictures of furniture for him. Anyway, you and I got to talking for a few solid minutes about the stars and a sanctuary on the island. I haven't made it to the sanctuary yet and since I'm single, I was wondering if you'd join me? I have no idea how to get ahold of you so someone suggested this site. Please put the country of your family's coat of arms in subject.
You've popped into my mind a few times and it would be wonderful to simply have some tea with you :)
Well, you definitely used the right website, Craigslist is the way to go. BUT, I think you’re posting in the wrong category. If he doesn’t reply soon, do a post in the services section and say you’re looking for a guy to photograph your furniture. Say that you’re racist and you only work with European photographers and so they have to prove their lineage with their family coat of arms. That’s a guarantee reply right there and this priceless advice of course given to you for free at no charge because it’s the “alternative missed connection.”
Fans who turn in their Rice jerseys will get a free pie from Hersh's Pizza, which came up with the promotion after video of the former Ravens running back knocking out then-fiancée Janay Palmer was released Monday.
I wonder what I could get if I brought them a Chris Brown CD - maybe some breadsticks? Read the whole story [here].
It’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday and I’ve got some Coldplay for you in just a little bit … but first make sure you are listening at 7:40 for your chance to win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16. We also have a chance for you to win on our ALT 105.9 Facebook page - find the photo of the band “Bush,” and “like” for a chance to get up close and personal with Gavin Rossdale and the guys from Bush at this Saturday's Sunset on the Beach. We'll choose winners by the end of the day today and tomorrow (Thursday).
Now for that Coldplay I promised - see how your lyrical knowledge matches up.
Depending on the wager, rolling dice can be a pretty serious game. You gotta use your instincts. You gotta feel that fear that’s deep in your enemy. Not just in his eyes … a little deeper. Actually way deeper. His buttox.
And if you’ve ever wanted to brush your hair, and well, take a selfie, you can now do it at the same time. Genius, right? Err … read the whole story [here].
With all the new products that Apple released yesterday, the iPod classic was removed from store shelves. Read the whole story [here].
It’s Spankin’ New Tuesday and I’ve got all your new music titles being released today along with the new DVDs and Blu-Rays. Then at 7:40, you can win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16. Then of course head over to the ALT 105.9 Facebook page, for The Walk of Shame’s Man vs Woman question this morning.
You hear all types of myths from friends when it comes to trying to cheat your way out of a DUI, right? Some people say smoke a ton of cigarettes, other say suck on a handful of pennies. Don’t try any of those because none of them work. And here’s another one to add to the list - drinking perfume. A man in Australia, at five times over the legal alcohol limit, drank an entire bottle of perfume after being pulled over. Cops smelled the perfume as well as the alcohol and so he was taken to the hospital and then to jail. Think about that - he could’ve gone to jail just smelling like beer but now he he’s going to jail smelling like Elizabeth Taylor’s "White Diamonds" - that’s not a good place to be. Read the whole story [here].
It’s Monday and that means it’s time to check in with the top box office hits this morning - find out which movies came out on top in this morning’s Hot Box. Speaking of movies, “The Shining” is back - win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16 - listen for your chance to win at 7:40 this morning.
Think your ex is psycho? Check this out - A man in France is now behind bars after calling and texting his ex-girlfriend 21,807 times over a 10-month period. On average, that’s 73 times a day. You know what’s sad? 20,000 of those were butt-dials. Gotta use that screen lock. Read the whole story [here].
If you go to a lot of farmers markets, here’s something you might be looking for. A farmer in Japan found two conjoined watermelons in a recent harvest. What does that mean? When you get two watermelons that are attached to each other, you get a watermelon that looks like a butt - a really round butt. Sounds cute but then you’ve heard those urban legends about what lonely guys do to melons that they stick in the microwave, right? Yeah, visualize that for a second. Check out the rest of the story [here].
It’s Friday and that means that we’ve got some new movies hitting theaters today - find out what they are in this morning’s Friday Flicks - and at 7:40, win a pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii.
And our condolences and loving thoughts go out to the family and friends of Joan Rivers who passed away yesterday. This queen of comedy always knew what she wanted, including exactly how she wanted her funeral - read all of her last wishes [here].
And if you ever thought your teenage years were bad, you may think twice after learning about this story - a teenage girl was forced to marry a dog, literally, to ward off a curse. At least this time, he can sleep in the dog house and be comfy, right? Read the whole story [here].
And this award goes to the parking signs of all parking signs … in none other than the City of Angels, Los Angeles. Read the story behind the sign(s) [here].
It’s Thursday so you know that means one of you gets my help in finding love - in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection. And I’ve got a bunch of guests in studio this morning - the cast of Addam’s Family musical happening at Manoa Valley Theater, and our Fantasy Football expert “Pepper,” in studio as well. Don’t forget that I’ve got another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii, to give away in my 7:40 a.m. hashstash - listen, hashtag, tweet or FB, and win!
Now for that Missed Connection. You can read the actual ad [here].
labor day unity picnic - m4w
Saw you at the labor day unity picnic. Lookin hot in your black mini dress and a hat. Looked like your dress was guving you problems bug it was givin me an eyefull. I know you saw me checkin you out. I was with my fam but couldnt take my eyes off you. If you happen to reD this hit me up. I know you were with a guy but nothin wrong with a chat. And people dont know wont hurt them. Hit me up and tell me what you kept going back for.
Yeah, nothing wrong with her being with a guy… just like there’s nothing wrong with you being with your family. You guys gotta be careful when you mention family - that could mean you were with your parents, could also mean you were with your wife and kids. Either way sounds like you like to work “undercover.” A little shady but to each his own. Woman with the black mini dress malfunction, maybe your new guy on Craigslist will buy you a new dress… secretly of course because that’s the way he rolls. Get used to keeping your head down.
And if you are the type of person to take naked selfies, or anything of the sort, when the news hit of celebrity phones being hacked, you were probably in panic mode. Well, read the latest from Apple [here].
It’s Wednesday so you know that means I’ll be taking you through some confusing twists and turns in this morning’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday - but first, make sure you listen up at 7:40, for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii.
Now Learn to Fly for this morning’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday - from the Foo Fighters.
Now if you’re looking for a guy to save you, and looking for a satellite, shouldn’t you be applying for work at NASA, or working for DISH Network? Just saying. But then, he goes on to say he needs something to help him burn his bra. Now that’s a whole different level of job.
And to girls, and in this case, guys, who are going to get your license from a DMV, make sure you are dressed appropriately or risk being told so. Read the whole story [here].
And it looks like one of your favorite HBO shows will be making an appearance, a short four-episode stint at that, but definitely worth catching. Read the whole story on Flight of the Conchords Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie and the new venture [here].
Hope you had a great weekend - it’s Spankin’ New Tuesday so I’ve got some new titles in music and on DVD and Blu-Ray this morning … and then at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii! And make sure you keep your phone nearby at around 7:10, because I could be calling you to let you know if you are our winner to go to San Francisco to see Kings of Leon.
And yes, dogs are loyal and man’s best friend … but what about your trolley? What? Yes, trolley. Thought this was interesting after recently working at our Mulligans Golf Tournament. Read the latest story on the golf trolley that follows you, in it’s entirety [here].
It’s Friday and new movies hit theaters today - find out what they are in this morning’s Friday Flicks - and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii - listen, tweet or Facebook with the right hashtag, and win!
And perhaps it’s one of the most popular breakfast foods but for an angry woman - it means something completely different. Hungry, anyone? Read the whole story [here].
It’s finally Thursday, when I can help one lucky listener find love - in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection. Maybe if you’re the Craigslist poster, and the person you’re looking for hears/sees this Missed Connection, you can even take them on a date - in a bathing suit, because at 7:40 I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild.
Now for that Alternative Missed Connection. You can read the actual ad [here].
Guy in van recording me on my bike... - w4m (pali hwy)
Hey so I was on my motorcycle yesterday riding up the pali and this guy had his camera out and was either recording or taking pics of me and another rider in front...any chance you see this can i see what you got? I know I threw a dueces when you threw a shaka...leme know what color my bike was.
I mean, it’s cool that you didn’t get creeped out by a stranger randomly recording you with a camera but… yeah you should be creeped out, that’s a little weird. But then again, I don’t ride a motorcycle and maybe that’s a thing. People take random photos and video of each other. And maybe I’m just not hip to the lingo, but the term duece… that’s poop, right? So maybe she got creeped out after all and threw poop at him. What’s that? Oh the peace sign? Is that what it is? Oh okay, definitely not as exciting. Okay, this is taking too long, sounds like I’m standing in the way of love. Guy with the camera… hit pause ofr a second and find your new lady on Craigslist.
And next time you order a combo meal at your local fast food eatery, know that Arby’s has got you covered - a combo of EVERY MEAT they serve. In one sandwich. Read the whole story [here].
It’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday and I’ve got some romance for you. No, not “Missed Connection” romance - that’s tomorrow...but some Chemical Romance. First, though, I’ll be giving away two tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild, and that’s happening at 7:40 this morning.
Now for that My Chemical Romance test of lyrical knowledge this morning.
I know My Chemical Romance looks like a bunch of pasty emo dudes but this song is actually telling you they know how to kick off the summer with a raging party. An awesome party prank of theirs… “the Black Parade.” I won’t get too graphic here but it’s their version of leaving a turd in the punch bowl. An awesome prank like that, leaving you a fat dump would definitely lead you into the summer.
And what would you do to get that sale? Well check out what this guy did. Read the whole story [here].
It’s Tuesday, and of course I’ll be giving you today’s qualifying times to score that trip to San Fran to rock out to Kings of Leon-listen at 7:10 so you can be sure you’re ready today. Then at 7:40, I’m giving away a pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii - listen, tweet/FB with the right hashtag and win!
And I’m sure all of us have that one friend who collects something weird - POGS from the 90’s, old Star Wars toys. Right? Well, don’t think you have a friend who collects what this guy does. Read the whole story [here].
And it could possibly be in your neighborhood soft drink vending machine … or could it? Read more about carbonated pot [here].
Hope you had a great weekend! I’ve got the top box office hits from this weekend in this morning’s Hot Box, and speaking of hot, if you need a break from this August heat, I’m giving away a pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii in my 7:40 a.m. hashstash!
And remember when your mom or dad said “Make sure it’s so clean you can eat off of it” when you would clean something as a kid? Well, this new invention had that in mind … sorta. Read the whole story [here].
VIDEO OF THE YEAR - Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball
BEST ROCK VIDEO - Lorde, “Royals”
Art direction: “Reflektor,” Arcade Fire
Visual effects: The Writing's On the Wall, OK Go
It’s Friday and that means new movies hit theaters today, across the country. Find out what they are in this morning’s Friday Flicks. And at 7:40, I’ll be giving away the last pair of tickets to CabaRAE, Hawaii’s hottest new variety show, happening this Sunday, August 24th at 8pm at the Hilton Hawaiian Village Waikiki Beach.
And the newest steamy romance novel was written by a woman. Not surprised - well know she’s 86 years old. Read her story [here].
It’s Thursday and that means only one thing - I’m helping one Oahu resident find love in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection. Then, at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to ‘CabaRAE’, Hawaii’s hottest new variety show. Listen, tweet, hashtag and win!
Now for that Alternative Missed Connection. You can read the actual ad [here].
Girl in blue Volkswagen on Waialae - m4w
I don't really know what to say or if you'll ever see this but you were absolutely gorgeous.
You were trying to fix your back windshield and I hope you were able to.
If you see this please let me know what color your picture frame was.
Hopefully I hear from you.
Broken back windshield? I wonder what she was doing in the backseat. I don’t know where the picture frame came from. But hey, she’s possibly an art lover, and she’s located in town so not much of a commute there. Girl in blue volkswagon, once you fix that back windshield, hit up your new man on Craigslist. Just stay out of the backseat for a while. Let the glue on that back windshield cure.
And looks like a “Welcome home from your honeymoon” gift from friends of the couple is a sticky one. Read the whole story [here].
And finally, an app that locks your teenager’s phone when they don’t return your call within a reasonable amount of time. Somehow, though, I see more than just parents using this app … read the story [here].
It’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday and I’ve got some Foo Fighters for ya, but don’t forget that at 7:10, I’ll give you today’s today’s qualifying times to score that trip to San Fran to rock out to Kings of Leon live, and at 7:40, my hashstash gives you a chance to win a pair of tickets to ‘CabaRAE’, Hawaii’s hottest new variety show.
Now to test your lyrical knowledge of some Foo Fighters:
So Dave Grohl is obviously trying to get his pilot license, but he has a little trouble, and so he’s trying to talk to the guy in the control tower for help. He’s looking to this guy to save him, hoping he can find a signal, which is made possible by a satellite. Right?
And the most honest city in the United States is … Honolulu? Yep, you read that right. Read the whole story [here], if you don’t believe me. But why wouldn’t you, since I live in Honolulu?
And you’ve seen the historic halftime Super Bowl shows - but now, the NFL wants artists to pay THEM back. Read the whole story [here].
It’s Spankin’ New Tuesday so make sure you tune in this morning to find out which new DVDs and Blu-Rays are dropping as well as which bands are releasing new albums today. Then at 7:40, your chance to win a pair of tickets to pair of tickets to ‘CabaRAE’, Hawaii’s hottest new variety show, on Sunday, August 24th at 8pm at the Hilton Hawaiian Village Waikiki Beach.
And who knows what this woman was thinking, but a woman got arrested for jumping to a giraffe enclosure at a zoo … and got kicked. Read the whole story [here].
Hope you had a great weekend, and if you hit the theaters this weekend, you weren’t alone - I’ll have the movies that came out on top. Did the Turtles reign, or did they get taken over this weekend? Find out in this morning’s Hot Box. And then at 7:10, I’ll have your qualifying times to score that trip to San Fran to rock out to Kings of Leon, live. Then at 7:40, even more for you - I’ll be giving away a pair of tickets to CabaRAE, Hawaii’s hottest new variety show, happening on Sunday, August 24th at 8pm at the Hilton Hawaiian Village Waikiki Beach.
A story this morning of desperation - for LEGOS. Check out the whole story [here].
We’ve got a big announcement at 7:10 this morning, and a little bit after that at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to the Hana Hou picture of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on Wednesday, August 20th at 7 p.m. at Ward Theatres.
It’s Statehood Day in Hawaii, and here are some of the observances around Honolulu today:
City and County of Honolulu offices
Satellite City Halls and Driver’s License locations
The People’s Open Markets will be canceled.
Emergency ambulance, fire, lifeguard and police services
Landfills and transfer stations
Municipal golf courses
Neal S. Blaisdell Center box office
Trash will be collected.
TheBus will operate on a state holiday schedule. Vist thebus.org for details.
On-street parking will be free, except for metered parking lots and the meters on Kalakaua Avenue along Kapiolani Park.
And at 3:20 p.m. today, you can catch Linkin Park’s “Hunting Party” tour live on Yahoo … catch the live event [here].